June 2012
Danny: why did you scare Toby away?!
Me: excuse you, your little paper-towelly scared him away
Danny: Mr. Paper-Towelly is a gentle being! he's gentle and soft and absorbent. *rubs paper towel roll against face*
Danny: is that your other dog?
Me: yeah, that's Toby
Danny: meet my pet, Mr. Paper-Towelly
Me: no one cares. see, even Toby turned away
Danny: .........
Me: LOL
Danny: you know why Mr. Paper Towelly is my favorite?! because he's here to wipe away my tears after you make fun of me! *blows nose*
I just want to lie in bed with our music playing as lay my head on your chest and play with your hands while we discuss different topics and matters of life.
“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham...”
– (via be-killed)
I just want to know that ten years from now,...
&that it’s not just a simple statement to make me feel better or to help me sleep better at night.
Everyone has that one perception of you.
&I get the feeling mine is starting to change.
lorarouge:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
Watchthepharaohtee:
killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:
lattidabody:
lmfao!!
vivalaorgasm:
blackintellectunrefined:
clusterr-fucks:
iamselectric:
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
LEGIT
Yo.. he murked...
